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Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Admin on Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:26 pm

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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by simaz on Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:33 pm

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Unrested on Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:43 am

Why did scuba win, when his entry was posted after due date?


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Admin on Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:45 am

Unrested wrote:Why did scuba win, when his entry was posted after due date?
decause u was the omly emtry thats was om the due date, i extemded it Razz
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Unrested on Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:02 am

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Unrested wrote:Why did scuba win, when his entry was posted after due date?
decause u was the omly emtry thats was om the due date, i extemded it Razz

1. you can't change the due after the due.
2. if you change the due date after. the days which where not before due or after announcement of extence, is invalid. therefore can't count or it's cheating


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by death2u on Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:15 am

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Unrested wrote:Why did scuba win, when his entry was posted after due date?
decause u was the omly emtry thats was om the due date, i extemded it Razz

1. you can't change the due after the due.
2. if you change the due date after. the days which where not before due or after announcement of extence, is invalid. therefore can't count or it's cheating
he the admin he can do what he wants
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by death2u on Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:20 am

Please dont be offended by this and if you do its just a joke
how do you find out who the richest mexican?

throw a quarter on the street and see who gets it Razz lol!
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by PieRatKinz on Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:22 pm

Well if it was the only entry and it's the due date, it should automatically go to the person who entered. It should be, if nobody enters or finishes is the time that you can extend dates. Or, atleast get another entry so you have 2 finished ones to judge.


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Unrested on Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:10 am

PieRatKinz wrote:Well if it was the only entry and it's the due date, it should automatically go to the person who entered. It should be, if nobody enters or finishes is the time that you can extend dates. Or, atleast get another entry so you have 2 finished ones to judge.

Yeah and if there is one entry. you must change it before due date.


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Admin on Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:18 am

give it a rest guys, seriously, if you thimk i have the time to tell you its extemded thimk agaim, ill extemd whem i wamt, amyways whys it such a dother
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Unrested on Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:13 am

Admin wrote:give it a rest guys, seriously, if you thimk i have the time to tell you its extemded thimk agaim, ill extemd whem i wamt, amyways whys it such a dother

then you're a cheat. and you should Compensate me. or if not. I'll sue you.


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by death2u on Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:56 am

Unrested wrote:
Admin wrote:give it a rest guys, seriously, if you thimk i have the time to tell you its extemded thimk agaim, ill extemd whem i wamt, amyways whys it such a dother

then you're a cheat. and you should Compensate me. or if not. I'll sue you.
lol and once again its his site he makes the rules
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Unrested on Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:07 am

No there's a difference between rightful and Disrespectful. what He is doing is disrepctful...


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Post by death2u on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:08 am

Unrested wrote:No there's a difference between rightful and Disrespectful. what He is doing is disrepctful...
yes i guess you have a point well my thought is that you should just give me the reward every time something like this happens then we wont have this problem Very Happy
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Unrested on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:17 pm

No the thing is, he shouldn't argue with eli


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Admin on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:33 am

Wow, eli your sooo dumb you think YOU CAN SUE ME OVER A JOKE CONTEST ON A SITE WITH 56 MEMBERS HAHAHAHA DUMBASS OVER ME NOT COMING ONLINE ENOUGH ????!
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Unrested on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:48 am

Yeah i can. I'm Doing law at school... and you're a stupid fagtard cunt Smile


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by PieRatKinz on Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:26 am

Here's my joke: Rebecca Black.


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by death2u on Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:45 am

PieRatKinz wrote:Here's my joke: Rebecca Black.
umm lol i guess it should be Just a beaver and Rebecca is Black duet
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by death2u on Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:50 am

Unrested wrote:No the thing is, he shouldn't argue with eli

Admin wrote:Wow, eli your sooo dumb you think YOU CAN SUE ME OVER A JOKE CONTEST ON A SITE WITH 56 MEMBERS HAHAHAHA DUMBASS OVER ME NOT COMING ONLINE ENOUGH ????!

Unrested wrote:Yeah i can. I'm Doing law at school... and you're a stupid fagtard cunt Smile

lol who won this debate?? you choose

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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Admin on Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:18 am

Simaz wims, Thamks givem Very Happy
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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by Unrested on Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:20 am

death2u wrote:
Unrested wrote:No the thing is, he shouldn't argue with eli

Admin wrote:Wow, eli your sooo dumb you think YOU CAN SUE ME OVER A JOKE CONTEST ON A SITE WITH 56 MEMBERS HAHAHAHA DUMBASS OVER ME NOT COMING ONLINE ENOUGH ????!

Unrested wrote:Yeah i can. I'm Doing law at school... and you're a stupid fagtard cunt Smile

lol who won this debate?? you choose
It was me sherlock.


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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by ukbeat on Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:30 am

simaz wrote:A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
...Seen it before...

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Re: Daily Joke contest, Thurday - Friday September 15th - 16th 2011

Post by joelol on Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:33 pm

thats alot of jokes lol


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