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    What is your Best joke

    Post by simaz on Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:04 am

    It can be long, short,a yo mama, a blonde or anything else lol!
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    Re: What is your Best joke

    Post by shadowsig on Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:16 am

    -Penis Contest
    Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

    The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

    That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

    "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

    "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

    "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

    The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three.


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    Re: What is your Best joke

    Post by Unrested on Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:24 am

    two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? sociecty.

    what do you call a chav in a box? innet.

    a blonde, a brunnette and a ginger jump off a cliff who wins? not the blonde, she had to ask for directions.


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    Re: What is your Best joke

    Post by simaz on Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:53 am

    2 ppl are at a party, a girl and a boy. The girl asks if the boy can take her home. He says "Sure". They go to his house. The boy says he is going to take a shower so the girl asks if she can with him. So he says "sure. In the shower the girl askes "what's tha t thing dangling between your legs. He said "Thats Bob. The guys says he is going to bed. the girl says "Can I sleep with you". So he said "sure". The next morning the guy ends up in the hospital. He asks "What happened". So the girl said " Bob spit on me so i ate him. XD lol!
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    Re: What is your Best joke

    Post by death2u on Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:56 am

    want to heart a joke

    womens rights

    whyd the women cross the road
    the better question is why isnt she in the kitchen
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    Post by Pro123 on Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:22 am

    Dumb blonde joke:
    A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and santa all see a 20$ dollar bill, who picks it ups first?
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    the dumb blonde, cause the other two don't exist


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    Re: What is your Best joke

    Post by Unrested on Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:03 am

    death2u wrote:want to heart a joke

    womens rights (tottally stolen off of me and all the other men, But seriously i said ti first :3)

    whyd the women cross the road
    the better question is why isnt she in the kitchen

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    Re: What is your Best joke

    Post by death2u on Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:12 am

    i got it from skool not you btw thats not my best joke i just said it lol lol!
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    Re: What is your Best joke

    Post by Antt VD on Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:14 pm

    Every 1 is posting awsum jokes i loved simazs it made me lol Any way Keep posting id love to see more:

    PATEIENT:Doctor ,Doctor i have a strawberyy stuck um my arse.
    DOCTOR: Ive got some cream for that.


    NOT FUNNY BUT OHH WELL IM BIT NAFF

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