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    Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by Admin on Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:51 am

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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by Willard on Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:54 am

    Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
    A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by Unrested on Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:07 am

    Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"

    Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!"

    Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!"

    Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent.

    The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?"

    Paul says, "All over your back!"


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by Admin on Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:29 pm

    Okay amtt vd please pick wimmer tomight
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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by ukbeat on Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:39 am

    A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends 4,000 grand and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand, buys a paper and says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

    "About 34," was the reply.
    "I'm actually 46," says the man happily.

    About a while later he went for lunch to McDonald's and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'm guessing that you're about 30?"
    "Nope, I am actually 46." He's starting to feel really good about himself.

    While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
    She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is poor. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your p*nis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

    As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
    Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. I know you're 46"
    Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
    The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonald's".


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by shadowsig on Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:50 am

    ^ funny


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by Unrested on Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:52 am

    ukbeat wrote:A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends 4,000 grand and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand, buys a paper and says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

    "About 34," was the reply.
    "I'm actually 46," says the man happily.

    About a while later he went for lunch to McDonald's and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'm guessing that you're about 30?"
    "Nope, I am actually 46." He's starting to feel really good about himself.

    While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
    She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is poor. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your p*nis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

    As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
    Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. I know you're 46"
    Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
    The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonald's".

    Shouldn't win. because he spent 4,000 grand, WHO WOULD 4 MILLION ON A FACE LIFT?!!!!?!


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by ukbeat on Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:15 am

    wtf!?! 4000!


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by Admin on Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:03 am

    Eli wims amtt vd please get here to judge Mad
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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by Unrested on Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:09 am

    ukbeat wrote:wtf!?! 4000!

    4,000 grand = 4 mil.

    you mean't £4,000.


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by ukbeat on Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:19 am

    no...4 grand = 4,000 pounds


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by tomf10duo on Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:41 am

    ukbeat wrote:no...4 grand = 4,000 pounds

    Eli is right you did say 4000 grand, which is 4million.
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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by ukbeat on Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:51 pm

    oh yeah


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by ukbeat on Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:51 pm

    my bad


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by joelol on Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:50 pm

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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by D Blaze on Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:40 am

    What the?!?


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Friday September 2nd 2011

    Post by joelol on Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:05 am

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