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    Daily Joke contest, Thursday - Friday September 8th - 9th 2011

    Post by Admin on Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:28 pm

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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Thursday - Friday September 8th - 9th 2011

    Post by Antt VD on Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:47 am

    First of who won yesterday
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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Thursday - Friday September 8th - 9th 2011

    Post by Antt VD on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:20 am

    Heres my joke:
    Your momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!

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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Thursday - Friday September 8th - 9th 2011

    Post by death2u on Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:47 pm

    [quote="Antt VD"]Heres my joke:
    Your momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!

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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Thursday - Friday September 8th - 9th 2011

    Post by Unrested on Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:23 am

    A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
    The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

    "Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

    "And?" prompted the doctor.

    "Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

    "It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."


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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Thursday - Friday September 8th - 9th 2011

    Post by simaz on Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:17 am

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Thursday - Friday September 8th - 9th 2011

    Post by Unrested on Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:43 am

    That is so fucking old ^


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    Post by Admin on Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:50 pm

    Easy wimmer.

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    Post by joelol on Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:47 pm

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    Re: Daily Joke contest, Thursday - Friday September 8th - 9th 2011

    Post by D Blaze on Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:41 am

    Cool...


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    Post by joelol on Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:02 am

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